Anna Kournikova Deserves Better

Here's Anna Kournikova shooting a Maxim bikini shoot about a month or so ago. Ok, so here's the deal: could ever be mean to this girl? Doesn't she just look so frigging nice? At least I hope she is. Well some guy was actually very mean to her on the radio recently. A former tennis pro named Justin Gimelstob called her something along the lines of 'a whore', or 'a skank', on the radio. I can't find exactly what he said, but I have a feeling it was mean. Anna won't even speak about it. She just says "I really don't want to discuss the matter. I don't want to give it any more attention or meaning that it already has received."

And I say good! Screw that guy. Don't be mean to nice people. I beat a hippy up once over a similar matter.

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Sometimes Amazing Things Happen In Life

 Like Sophie Monk going to the beach! The simple things are always the greatest, don't ya think? Like does anyone really care that Sophie has three movies coming out and they are all named Spring Breakdown, Spring Break '83 and Hard Breakers? There's a trend in her career. But being typecast isn't a bad thing though. Why stress. Unless you're named Ricky Jiggler, Pud Fuzzynuts or Nurse Nekkid. Then you have issues.

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Somebody Needs A Spanking!

I had no frigging idea Marisa Miller has a behind like that. These pics are from the August GQ, I think. Now I want to swap her with the chick in the header. That girl in the header just looks dirty now, not that there's anything wrong with that. I like that!

Anyways lets stop talking about Marisa Miller's butt and start talking about her feet. She's designing a line of Vans called Vans by Marisa Miller. I guess she'll make high-tops, slip-ons, and sandals. I say she designs blue pants like the pair above, and onesies, blue swimsuits and blue boots like the ones below. That doily jacket thing is kinda cool to.

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Yo! It's Marisa

If I spotted Marisa Miller walking the streets I would ___________.

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The World's Sexiest Vegetarians

PETA has announced the winners of the the 2008 World's Sexiest Vegetarians. I was going to keep it a secret but onc I saw that picture of Alyssa Milano biting the ear off that dog I had to post it. So yeah, she's been voted the World's Sexiest Vegetarian, which is totally wrong but whatever. If you want to find out who the Guys winner is, along with the runner ups... well then...

CLICKKKKK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

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I <3 U Fake Britney

Poll of the day! Who's hotter, Fake Britney in a bikini or Real Britney in a bikini (see below). Fake Britney looks mildly retarded, but she lives her life as a double. That's hot shit!

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Katherine Heigl Is The Most Desirable Women In The Whole World

You know the tards voting over at Askmen.com have their beer goggles on when they're voting in the dumb surveys over there. They just voted Katherine Heigl the most desirable women in the whole world. Askmen says over five million votes were cast, and Katherine came out on top. Really I have nothing against Heigl except she whines too much. But come on! Numero Uno??? Well here you go. You're looking at the girl millions of guys are getting woodys over.

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The Gisele Sessions

Think your job sucks? Well Gisele wants to rub it in for you: This is exactly how I would describe my work: I get there, I put on the clothes, I leave it on the hanger, and I go home. And that’s what I do. Which is pretty much how I can describe my whole day, except there's all this other crap in between: I get up, I put on the clothes, drink a bunch of coffee type a whole bunch of stuff go surfing blast music drink something somewhere, then I put the clothes on the hanger, and I go to sleep. See we're all not that different! So yeah here's Gisele in the new GQ.

And be sure to check out the video.

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Marisa Marisa Marisa

The thing I'm most proud of today, aside from how much coffee I've already drank, is how I've pasted Marisa Miller back together after the pages of Maxim cut her in half. Aside from the gaping hole in the middle of her, it's a pretty good job, if I do say so myself. Well ok it's not that good and I really only spent about thirty seconds doing it. The coffee sped me up! But yeah, here's Marisa, some roses, a big chair, and very amazing heals.

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Adriana Lima Isn't Waiting Any Longer!

Fatback: Adriana Lima will be a virgin no more.

Collgehumor: How you hold hands says ALOT about your relationship.

Yeeeah: Boob grabbing with Lindsay Lohan.

Dlisted: Sarah Larson, Clooney's ex girl, getting down for Christian Audigier.

Seriouslyomg: Best rap song ever.

POTP: Pamela Anderson has moved back in with Tommy Lee.

Agentbedhead: Kate Moss's hair extentions are falling out all over the place.

Bitten: Some Hooter's girl whos sleeping with Mario Lopez.

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