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Waffle House Fight: Now On Video!

Waffle House Fight: Now On Video!

Remember the Kid Rock Waffle House Fight? How awesome is it to be able to say Kid Rock Waffle House Fight? Anyways it's on video and you can see one guy with a big mouth getting his waffle eating disturbed by about five guys and Kid Rock. Kid jumps jumps up on the table and tries to lay into the guy. Then all his bodyguards rush him. And then Kid got a year probation for messing up the little diner. They just want to serve waffles! Watch the video heeeeeeere.


Batman's Mom Is Pissed

Batman's Mom Is Pissed

Christian Bale says his mom and sister are nuts! Well not really, but he says he's innocent of abusing them in a hotel room. And he's sure of it! Like Batman once said, "In the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph." I have no clue what that means but Batman said it, so of course it's true! Christian even turned himself into jail early to clear things up. Why? Well, he's Batman and like Batman said, "Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." Plus Batman can't be bothered with this sitting in jail stuff. Remember: "No time to tarry, lest we forget, lives are at stake."

Ok enough Batman quotes. Christian's spokesperson really says this:  "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."

So far no one knows what pissed mom off. But I do know if mommy sent me to jail for something dumb she's getting no mother's day card next year. Ok maybe I could forgive. She's mom!

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Blasphemy!

Blasphemy!

Anyone who says anything bad about the Playmates is only hurting themselves. I wanna get inside the Playboy Mansion someday, sooooooo I love these amazing amazing girls. They are the coolest people ever. If I could, I'd high-five 'em all. But yeah apparently some people  are pissing them off. Well, pissing Holly off. So she took to her blog to vent:

I am so sick of all the dumb rumors going around. Especially since every gossip outlet tries to outdo the one that beat them to the punch first by making the stories more and more ridiculous.

The stories about Kendra and I not getting along are so stale.  I think we get along better than ever.  When I was in New York and she was in Mexico, we were texting each other all the time.  Just because I am usually seen out with Bridget and other friends does not mean I don't like Kendra.  We just don't do as many things together outside the Mansion.

I am so sick of all the "sources" that are quoted.  If TMZ wants to take a video of me and make it funny, that's fine.  But Page 6 quoting a dumbass hater that has no clue what they are talking about is lame.  Especially when they don't even bother to get my side or Kendra's side of the story.  The most they get is a generic response from our pr.

The latest Page 6 story is especially dumb.  Saying I am jealous of Kendra because she has an "empire" and I'm "just sitting around with Hef"?  What "empire"?  I guess because I have a real full-time job aside from The Girls Next Door (excuse me for having a brain and having something REAL going on in my life as opposed to following in the footsteps of the socialite-of-the-week) means I am "sitting around" doing nothing.  I guess having people announce clothing lines and workout products that never come to fruition means you are doing something.

According to this source, Kendra was never Hef's girlfriend and was brought on specifically for the show.  None of this is true.  No one was even discussing a show about "Hef's girlfriends" untill long after Kendra had moved in.

All 3 of us have projects we are working on, including spin-off pilots, and expect to do several projects together in the future.  That's all I have to say about that.

Peace out-Holly

Well we're nice let us in! Please!

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It's On!

It's On!

Pamela Anderson thinks very highly of Jessica Simpson. According to The Sun, an asked Australian radio guy asked Pammi how she feels about Jessica's Real Girls Eat Meat shirt she responded by saying:

"I think she is a bitch and whore."

“Actually, I don't know if she was talking about food or men."

What the shit! Shouldn't it be bitch OR whore??? 'Cause if it was food then she's just not very nice to bunnies, but if it's men, she's just fun.

And since when is Pammie against whores!


That's What She Gets

That's What She Gets

Nooooo. Not more Duffy! Duffy, who sings the most that really annoying song Mercy, and has the worst radio commercials I've ever heard, and she plays them like two hundred times everyday, will likely sing the new James Bond theme song since Amy Winehouse is on the crack. When asked by a radio station if she'll record the Bond song, Duffy said "Well, a lady never exposes her secrets." Which means nothing. Because everyone knows girls talk about everything. Cockblock! Anyways so yeah in good news, Johnny Rotten made Duffy cry last night:

While ageing rocker Johnny Rotten was having a conversation the young chart-topper hugged him from behind.

But the enraged frontman span on his heels and screamed:"You never do that to me."

A shocked Duffy broke down in floods of tears and then swiftly left the bash.

Ha! Ha! Ha!


Pure Chivalry!

Pure Chivalry!

Blake Fielder-Civil thought some guy, Pete Doherty, was sleeping with his chick, Amy Winehouse, so he offered to pay some guy $40,000 to beat his ass. Talk about standing up for your chick!! Why try and fight the guy yourself when you can just take some of your wifes money and pay some other guy do it.

The guy who almost did it is an ex-bouncer who shared a cell with Blake. He was in on murder charges but was released with no crime. Now's he's just cashing out by selling the story to The Sun:

“We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.'"

Well obviously. But it's Pete Doherty. Women can't really hold theselves back don't get all pissed about it.


Johnny's An Angry Little Diva

Johnny's An Angry Little Diva

Johnny Rotten is being sued by a lady who says he punched her in the face. But that's the least of his problems. Johnny's a whiney bitch!

The girl who was punched was a personal assistant for some production company. They were shooting a Bodog Battle of the Bands and Johnny was booked to be a judge. According to her lawsuit, before Johnny arrived on set all the employees were warned "under no circumstances was anyone to touch Rotten's hair." When he finally got there he complained that the rooms for himself and and his assistant Rambo at the Radisson were "sub-standard." So the lady moved them to the Ritz-Carlton. Once they got the Ritz Johnny freaked that the two rooms didn't have connecting doors. So he started called the girl a cunt a million times and snapped:

"Rotten screamed at Ms Davis about his dissatisfaction with the hotel rooms. Since the rooms did not have connecting doors, Rotten would be forced to open his hotel door, step outside of the room, and walk a couple of feet in order to be able to enter Rambo's hotel room next door to him. Ms Davis apologised. Rotten then began screaming sexual epithets and obscene insults at Ms Davis... Rotten then cocked his fist back to strike Ms Davis and punched her in the face."

Then when she went to complain, she was fired! Talk about a crappy day. Of course that's her side of the story. We'll have to see what Johnny has to say. What happens when you touch his hair???


Prince Is A Bitch!

Prince Is A Bitch!

Prince pees his panties when he starts thinking about YouTube. Last September he told everyone he was going to sue them. YouTube has been his little bitch ever since, but now it's starting to annoy other bands.

Prince covered Radiohead's Creep at Coachella last month, and tons of fans filmed the show and posted it on YouTube. Almost immediately all the clips were taken down with his label, NPG Records, saying they violated copyrights. Billboard is there:

Thom Yorke said he heard about Prince's performance from a text message and thought it was "hilarious." Yorke laughed when his bandmate, guitarist Ed O'Brien, said the blocking had prevented even him from seeing Prince's version of their song.

"Really? He's blocked it?" asked Yorke, who figured it was their song to block or not. "Surely we should block it. Hang on a moment." Yorke added, "Well, tell him to unblock it. It's our ... song."

I just want to go back to calling him that symbol. I'd do it right now but I don't know how to do it on a computer.I think I'm going to just start calling him &.


No Reading At The Metal Show

No Reading At The Metal Show

Black Tide, the metal band made up of 16 year olds, put on a free show at The Whiskey last week. James Frey, the author who lied to everyone about his drug addictions in A Million Little Pieces, was there for a literary screening. Play metal don't read!

Supposedly during his reading a fight brokeout inside. The bouncers at The Whiskey are pretty cool but they won't put with fighting. Or not wearing shirts they pissed about that to. One time I when I was like 17 I tried to get in with Max for a Van Halen cover band. We were trashed so the bouncer told us to go get some water. We tried to cross the street but before we go there the cops were bugging Max. I took off! Only made it around the corner before I fell and cracked my elbow an busted my chin and stumbled into the gas station. All the cops told Max was go get some coffee. And actually there was a lingerie show at the Huster store across the street so we hung out there for a while, and then the bouncers let us right in. Anyways so I guess Frey's crowd didn't like the show:

Six bouncers tried to remove six hooligans who were there more for heavy-metal band Black Tide than to hear him read from his novel "Bright Shiny Morning." Literary types were horrified as the brawl spilled out to the sidewalk, where it took 20 cops to quell the violence. Three men were arrested.

See don't read books are metal shows. Twenty cops!


Tased For Pennywise

Tased For Pennywise

No way I'm getting tased for Pennywise! I'll listen to Bro Hymn on the radio. But that's what happened last weekend when hundreds of Pennywise fans were stopped from seeing the Long Beach concert by police. Five people are in the hospital. According to a witness the police got pissed quick:

They were hitting people with clubs, and you couldn't back up fast enough. I saw this man get Tased, 40- or 50-year-old man, just get Tased. His eyes were stone cold.

'Cause that shit hurts! The police spokesperson says the riot began after some people in the crowd started throwing bottles at officers. Check out the video HERE.