Kim Kardashian Works Out The Real Way

Hollywoodbackwash: Screw the gym! Kim Kardashian gets lipo.

Dlisted: Christina Aguilera is easy on the eyes.

Fatbackmedia: Kristy Lee Cook likes horses, posing.

POTP: This Shia kid is getting a little full of himself.

Yeeeah: Miley Cyrus for jizz.

IDWYL: Jamie Lynn Spears and her happy little baby daddy.

Dailystab: Heidi Klum says get fat! Posh!

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She's Not A Clown!

Mollygood: Shayne Lamas has it rough in the parents department.

Seriouslyomg: Shannon Elizabeth hunting.

WIMB: Miley Cyrus gives more tounge.

POTP: Peeing on Natalie Portman!

IDWYL: Eva Mendes isn't really an opera girl.

Ayyyy: Plastic surgery addictions... suck!

Celebwarship: Ali Lohan is getting famous.

Bitten: Cameron Diaz in the hospital for stress.

Wendy: Shia Leboeoueofe denied!

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Kristen Cavallari Likes Her Boobs As Is

Kristen Cavallari would never get her boobs done. The pieces of the face probably, but boobs no:

"I could never get a boob job! It’s a personal decision. I wouldn’t want to feel my boobs and have them be fake.”

Well what about everyone else feeling your boobs!! Have a little compassion for the feelings of others! Geez selfish.

Nah Kristen says that because she already has boobs. It's like me saying yeah I'd never start blasting fucking insane rock n roll all day because it would be too awesome. But I already do!

Is it kinda like that? Just a little?

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"Botox May Move From Face To Brain"

The neurotoxin injected into everyone's face move's into brains, at least on lab rats.

You may be muscle relaxing your mind but at least you look good doing it!

Scientists have found that Botox injected into rats faces moved into their brain stems. This can "change spinal cord circuitry" and "disrupt nerve cells' ability to communicate."

Oops! Well, at least the old people of today are figuring this out for the rest of us!

And here's Sharon Stone yesterday in NYC just because she needs to check out her spinal cord asap.

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Ali Lohan Is Getting Plastic Surgery

Yeeeah: Is 14 too young for plastic surgery? Ali Lohan doesn't think so. And she's kind of starting to look like Ashley Simpson.

Dailystab: Fergie has never been pregnant.

Seriouslyomg: Jack Nicholson is totaly picking up chicks in bikinis on the beach!

Gabby: Katherine McPhee for skin care.

POTP: Carrie Underwood is single.

Bitten: Keeley Hazell for hot and almost naked.

Celebwarship: Amy Winehouse looks horrible.

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Refund!

Ashley Tisdale possibly had a second nose job done recently. Which is unfortunate because that sexy little lolly pop nose was hot! Can you get a refund on messed up plastic surgery? Look bitch, what you did to my face!

I don't know though: I say no worries. Sexy's on the inside. Nothing's perfect and deviated septums can be beautiful to. What's unsexy is stressin'!

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Ashlee Simpson Talks Nose Job

To each their own says Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is finally admitting she got a nose job. A boob job no way: "I'm not getting them done. I'm 22, they're up and high." What's not up and high is her nose. Except when she's all bitch like. Ashlee speaks to US Weekly:

"[Plastic surgery] is something that everybody should think about for a really long time. Once you know it's something you really feel comfortable with, then to each their own."

"I used to look at a beautiful girl on the cover of a magazine and think I could never be that."

"I definitely embrace my sexy side, but at the end of the day, I still feel like the girl next door. I like to get dressed up now, and that's something I've never been into before."

So here's Ashlee Simpson's nose at Wal-Mart last week and Ashlee Simpson's nose from a little farther away at some sunny place.

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Kristen Cavallari Visits The Plastic Surgeon

Kristen Cavallari has had something done to her face. I swear! I just can't tell what it is. I'm going with nose job, or dode in the eye. Hey that shit happens! But she really is seeing a plastic surgeon. She has a tiny little 'NZ' tatted on her wrist, the initials of ex-boyfriend Nick Zano. According to E! Online she's seeing the same plastic surgeon who did Heidi Montag's boobs and nose to remove the initials: "It is kind of painful. But she wants that thing off."

Sounds a little odd though, huh? Who goes to a really expensive high profile plastic surgeon to get a tiny dumb little wrist tat removed? Here she is shopping today before doing the deed with the guy who saw, and made, Heidi's boobs.

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Ashley Tisdale: My Boobs Are Fine

Ashley Tisdale says there's no way she's getting a boob job, despite a bunch of rumors claiming she wants to bust up her bammers. Ashley, who really likes her new nose, says through her rep that Star Magazine's claim she will be visiting the boob doc soon are "completely false."

Oh well.

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Katie Price Is My Hero

Katie Price is like the best plastic surgery patient ever. It's only your body so why take shit that seriously. When she was getting her boobs reduced, and was high on anesthesia, the doc asked what else she wanted to get done. Whatevs:

"My nose is the good thing but I didn't even really need it doing. It's just, I asked the doctor 'If you could change anything, what would you do?' He said 'I'd do your nose'. Because I've always thought it was a bit wide. So while I was asleep I said 'OK, do it'."

And FYI, if you want to buy her removed boobs she's putting them on the internet. (Awesome Valentine's Day gift!)

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