Sooo... The New AC/DC Album Is Gonna Suck

Word on the street is if you want the new AC/DC album, you're going to have to buy it at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart: the store that bans naughty albums. So the band that wrote Highway to Hell and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and Whole Lotta Rosie and Touch Too Much and Problem Child - fuck now I wanna blast some AC/DC - is going to put out an album that can pass the censors. AC/DC is one of only three major bands that doesn't sell their stuff on iTunes.

You suck AC/DC!! And I usually only say that when I'm listening to Stuff Upper Lip.

You suck too Wal-Mart!! Stop stealing our music! Stick to selling soap and $5 bottles of wine. Actually, you're $5 wine sucks to!

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Angus Young Is Art!

Finally! Museums are getting some quality pieces within their walls. Angus Young's school boy outfit is going in the Melbourne Museum as a way to document the history of the Australian city.

Field trip! Kids need to know this kind of stuff. Make 'em stand and stare at it for a while and blast Whole Lotta Rosie or Dirty Deeds.

What kid doesn't need to learn 'Bout a woman I know, When it comes to lovin', Oh she steals the show, She ain't exactly pretty, Ain't exactly small.

Those are life lessons!

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