In the video above you will learn at least ten new cool dance moves, including the punch-the-ground-a-bunch, where's-me-lucky-charms-leprechaun-skip, 'one knee cheater push up', and 'i'm gettin' grass stains, bitch'. Before you do any of these moves make sure you have a backup dancer. One in a tucked in KISS shirt, head band and knee brace works best.

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Looking at this photo of Ryan Ross, the guitar player who exited Panic! at the Disco a few days ago, it might be easy to say he is on a bender formed partially of drugs and young ladies.

But for the record, he is not. What you are looking at is actually his place of sleep, of which someone took upon themselves to use as their place of storage for alcohol, cocaine and women:

"[The picture was taken] a couple of weeks ago — I do remember, believe it or not. I'm not gonna tell you whose house it was at, but yeah, there was a party the night before, and I slept on the couch, and we took a picture. I didn't even really know [la cocaína] was there."

Update: Jail bait was a term used loosely. Via Ryan: "they're all older than me."

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"It was a very out-of-body experience," says 2006 Transworld Rookie of the Year skater Jereme Rogers, about his time naked, of his roof, yelling, and on mushrooms last Monday.

Police brought Jereme to the hospital after very carefully grabbing him on the second-story roof of his Redondo Beach apartment. Accoding to reports, Jereme was running around butt naked on his roof, sitting on the edge of the building with his back to the street, and yelling and preaching. A police officer who was at the scene said "He would have fragmented, interrupted conversations with people that weren't there. He never lost his balance. The potential was there for it. If he had taken a few negligible steps to the right, that would have impeded his balance and would have led to his demise."

Jereme has said sorry for the incident and noted: "It obviously was not an everyday experience. It was a very out-of-body experience. I've never had an experience like that."

Skkkkkkketchy.

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Don't ask me why, but I was just over at High Times reading about stuff, and they have ads all over the place for the 'Whizzinator'.

Now, I think it's being advertised there because crafty criminals use it to escape positive drug test results. But I have a feeling it's really made for chicks who want to pee on you, but don't really want to pee. I think. Ok, time to move on.

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San Diego surf rock punk band Wavves had a pretty good show last Thursday. In between Ums, Uhhhs, Whooooooos, Ahhhhhhs, OOOOOOOOOOooooooooos, and AhAhAhAhAhs, the ecstasy, Xanaxed, and Valiumed out California duo almost managed to play a song. Unfortunately, they were escorted off the stage before they could actually put one together. Singer Nathan Williams updated his blog on the incident, which happened at the Primavera Sound Festival in Barcelona:

"I'm sorry to everyone who has put effort into this and to everyone who supported me. Mixing ecstasy, valium and xanax before having to play in front of thousands of people was one of the more poor decisions I've made (duh) and I realize my drinking has been a problem now for a good period of time."

Classic.

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"I wanted to go to college and do stuff in life. I didn’t want to fuck up and ruin my brain when I was young, which is what happens to a lot people. Their lives are over and they’ve ruined shit by the time they’re 21. Our drummer was on heroin in the 80s and 90s and his life was total shit."

- 'Fat Wreck Chords' founder NOFX leader Fat Mike Burkett on his drug use.

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