One Epic Dinner Party

Seriouslyomg: The one with Jesus was a pretty epic, but a last supper with The Stones and Marley comes pretty F'n close.

Popbytes: More of Those Hills Chicks in bikinis I think for something to do with condoms.

Laragmag: Donetella Versace is going to design a clock tower. A big one.

Dlisted: Cammie and Willie are rich.

POTP: Mathew Broderick has a new 25-year-old affair.

Dailystab: That dude from Maroon Five is such a fucking tool.

Celebwarship: Lindsay Lohan and her friend Sam on set of something.

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Can You Handle The Weezer Dancejam Internet Superstar Competition???

I can't. There's no way I'm coming up with a dance. But if you can Weezer wants to give you concert tickets, $500, and make you an internet superstar. Here's the deal with the Weezer 'Pork and Beans' Signature Dance Contest:

Weezer is looking for the next big internet superstar to create a signature dance for "Pork and Beans."

How to Play:

 - Download the Pork and Beans sample MP3

 - Choreograph and film a signature dance to the track

 - Submit you video by 8:00 PM PST on Tuesday August 5th, 2008.

TIPS: We're looking for something with the potential to go big! Think of the Running Man, Soulja Boy, and the Funky Chicken. A few notes of "Pork and Beans" and the crowd should be on their feet! Your dance should be easy to follow, easy to learn, very hip, and fun!

I can't believe they included the Soulja Boy with the Funky Chicken. Come on Weez! Anyways yeah, So you think u can dance??? The dancejam page is here.

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Pink Crustaceans And Getting F##king Stoked

Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations is out. I gots mine!

I'm just stoked on them - I didn't even listen to Pepper's newest before buying. Shit Kona's own always brings the good times so why bother. But that's just me. Here's the first track off Pink Crustaceans called Freeze:

If you want to preview the other songs here they are on Amazon.

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I Love That Dude Yelling

The most epic thing about this video of Fergie performing with a special guest in Orange County is is the guy. How can you not love that guy??? How many times have YOU been that guy?!?! And would you ever think some guy would be that stoked for Slash at a Ferg concert?

(source: Blabbermouth)

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Def Leppard Sucks

*Programming note: I'm deathly ill today and the last thing I care about is celebrities. Well not deathly ill but I am sniffiling a bunch. I think it's from some hag standing behind me hacking for four hours in line for the friggin' iPhone. I need tea!

Def Leppard is so not cool lame in LA right now even though boobs always look good wrapped in a rock shirt. Like last week Def Leppard singer Joe Elliot bashed all the LA '80s bands saying they have always cared more about their image then their music. 'Cause Def Leppard is deep shit. Here's Joe speaking about Motley Crue and Poison:

"If you actually look at the way that the 'glam' bands, if you want to call it that, from Los Angeles dressed themselves up, they totally missed the point."

"So we were never driven to do the mascara thing or whatever these bands did. They didn't have any substance musically, I don't think, in comparison to us, so we didn't feel we needed to do it. Bands that do that are doing it to cover up the fact that there is no substance in their music."

All that I have to say is right now I'm blasting Too Fast For Love and it pretty much sums up my life. What does he mean no substance!

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Help ME!

Here's the new, completely finished, video for Help Me by Alkaline Trio. I always hate it when I watch a video and it completely change my perspective of a song. I liked this song when I heard it on the radio. But this video is pretty much the exact opposite of how I imagined it. I don't know why, but I pictured flirting with some girl at a picnic in the park and it's sunny and nice and the blue birds are singing and the frogs are swimming and the flowers are flowery and whatever else happens at a lovely park is happening. And it's a really great day but like any other immature boy you can probably imagine where the save me from myself part comes in.

And yeah I think I was way wrong on that one. 

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Who The F*ck Can Impersonate Dave!!

So there's this Canadian guy speeding around Canda and breaking the law and getting sick off nuts all while pretending to be ripmaster David Lee Roth. The story started with the guy getting pulled over by the cops. When the cops got to his window he had his little silk scarf on and he said he was driving to the hospital as fast as he can because he ate some nuts and he's allegic. The news stations up there even interviewed the cops and crap. Then Dave expained he's not allegic to nuts:

"I was in Canada only from July first through the fourth for a performance at the Quebec City Summer Festival. I had no encounters or incidents with the police. The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. -- Love, Dave"

So now the cops are pissed! Don't mess with Canuck cops. They'll shoot you like a fucking duck. Now the guy is probably getting charged with all kinds of crap including obstruction of justice. These cops need to go back to police academy and freshen up on their skillz. Or at least be made to listen to all of Van Halen I over and over with a bunch of booze and some chicks. Who the fuck doesn't know David Lee Roth! And there's only one David Lee Roth impersonator and his names Ralph. And he kills it!

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Too Drunk...

I have no idea why, but this new video from Buckcherry instantly made my red wine hangover go away. I think it's cause I went 'Yes! Yeah I just got totally hammered at ladies night last night and now I'm hurting, but I could be a huge fat guy puking into a horn.' So yeah, just watch Too Drunk, off of Buckcherry's next album Black Butterfly.

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Rad Song Of The Day

Been listening to the new album by The Offspring - Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace -  all morning. I like it. Goes perfect with 15 cups of coffee and running around everywhere. If you have long hair you'll like it even more. 'Cause you can do this: (Headbanging right now)! Here's one of my favorites, the first song on the album, You're Gonna Go Far, Kid:

If you want to download it for $8 here's the link: Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.

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The Weezer Song... Created By You!

For the last three months Rivers Cuomo has been writing a song with his friends and fans on YouTube. Actually, it's called "Let's write a Sawng." (Check out his YouTube channel HERE.) They've been going step-by-step, with Rivers throwing out an idea and the audience offering input and changes. Plus Rivers is nuts so it's ton of fun. Finally after months of painful hours on YouTube, the song is done. It's called Turnin' Up The Radio. The video above is the final version of the Weezer song writting by all the folks. Pretty good, don't ya think?

(Can't see the video click here.)

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