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Tori Spelling's Face Sucks

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 03/25/2008 - 11:48.Tori Spelling's Face Sucks

It's just mean to criticize Pregnant people because getting fat and ugly is just part of the deal. Only lotto winners like Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera end up with giant perfect tatas. But even Halle's bammers were wrapped in a bra! Tori Spelling's tits are like pointed if different directions. My god! Have some dignity for the baby! For the baby! I'm sure people at that party were like screaming. Ahh! That pregnant bitch's crazy tits just cracked my champagne glass!

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I didnt know a man could
Anonymous | Wed, 03/26/2008 - 03:41

I didnt know a man could carry a child

Using the word "actress" to
Garrett P (not verified) | Mon, 08/11/2008 - 18:59

Using the word "actress" to describe Tori Spelling is a bit of a stretch wouldn't you think? How about "my rich daddy owns the show so I get to be on it even if I have a face that looks like a mentally challenged horse with a bad case of gas"? Apparently, and I'm sure I'm not alone in this thought, is that the only talent within Tori Spelling occurs when she fires up the vibrator. And even that lasts until she pulls it back out or the batteries die from shame.

Cheers,
Garrett Perkins
Ex-NBC writer/comedian

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